Top Definition
A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust
- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o
by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 29, 2012

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