cuntosaurus 

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.

Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"

cuntosaurus by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007

cuntosaurus rex 

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.

Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex

cuntosaurus rex by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

Crustasaurus 

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

Crustasaurus by J0E90 December 2, 2010

Cuntosaurus 

Nobody truly knows the exact origin of the Cuntosaurus as they disguise themselves as everyday objects, animals and even humans however never as themselves due to the general nature of this elusive pain in the arse beast.

What a Cuntosaurus Rex.

Your perhaps the cuntiest of all the Cuntosaurus Rex.

Cuntosaurus by Cuntosaurus Rex Hunter May 28, 2019

Christosaurus 

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.

Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

Christosaurus by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012

cuntosaurus 

a female who is a bitch and cunt

Virginia sue is such a cuntosaurus for not wanting to pay child support

cuntosaurus by custodiodadosaurus January 24, 2013

cuntosaurus 

A dinosaur with the face of a female cunt

The cuntosaurus was was wacking off with lotion but instead of wacking his lower area it was rapidly jerking its cunt face

cuntosaurus by DJ Rectum December 23, 2016