crystipated 

Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.

When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.

crystipated by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017

crustpaté 

A crust punk with dreadlocks.

Watch that crustpaté sniff his fingers.

crustpaté by spazztec October 30, 2011

crustipated 

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

crustipated by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Crustrated 

Crus.trat.ed adj.
Pronounced ˈkrə,strādəd'

When you're so hella stankbutt filthy that you get MAD about it.

Hangry is to hungry as Crustrated is to being dirty AF.

Bro: why you trippin bud? You're being pissy as a mf.
Bro2: sorry bro, I'm just Crustrated. I can smell my own balls from here. Gotta shower off this thicc ass booty stank.
Bro: shit. me2 bro

Crustrated by Dr. Dingus MD February 10, 2021