Crush Crusher

Someone whom you have a Crush on turns around and DEMANDS your only friends and NOTHING else!

Guy "Hi, So do you have a crush on me?"
Girl "Why do you wanna know?"
Guy "Cause I just do?"
Girl "Fine, Yes I have a crush on you!"
Guy "I thought we were only friends?"
Girl " You just ruined my crush!!!"
Guy "Sorry!"
Girl "Whatever you crush crusher!!"

by quaddinmonkey December 16, 2011