A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.