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The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.
I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
by Hairytickle August 07, 2011
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