Top Definition
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA
#dick #boner #hard on #small dick #balls #cock
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
#sex #semen #vagina #dirty #nasty
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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