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The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"
by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011