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Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009
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Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
by Xymox1 September 15, 2008
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a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
by w2454 August 28, 2008
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