A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
by Xymox1 September 15, 2008