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a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!
by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009
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