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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack. After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin. woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin? woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year. woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin? woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack... |
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a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.
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Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation. While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian.
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