Top Definition
A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.
British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!
by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011
A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.
by HadeK September 11, 2013

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