Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.
Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey
keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!