Top Definition
A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?

Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
by Picklejuice978 July 07, 2009

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