Urban Dictionary: Cruiser on the chocolate freeway

1.	hemorrhoid hitman
	A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly. My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway. buy hemorrhoid hitman mugs & shirts by Ian Chode Apr 4, 2003 add a video
2.	MATTRESS MUNCHER
	a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone cruiser on the chocolate freeway. Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts! buy mattress muncher mugs & shirts by weave Sep 7, 2003 add a video