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exclamation favord by Springfield's resident badboy, Nelson Muntz.
"I wish Nelson wouldn't use the word 'crud' around Bart so often."
by Marge Simpson October 20, 2003
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Gramma: This will help you cough up all that crud.

Jimmy: I don't think castor oil will help, gramma.
by Linda Ronstadt February 04, 2010
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a gang of vicious ninjas who are sworn to rid the world of pirates. The origin of the name CRUDS comes from the combination of Crips and Bloods.
Pirate 1: Arrrgh im a pirate
Pirate 2: Oh shit da Cruds are coming
*Cruds kill the pirates and the pirates' parrots)
by Chris Market March 12, 2005
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Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes
He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.
by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005
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Crust or gunk on the inside of your friend's mother's vagina
Dude, I was going to sleep with Nick's mom last night, but she had a bunch of crud in her vag!
by TheNumber1Jordy November 09, 2010
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the stuff that builds up under the toilet seat, behind the toilet, in peoples ears, and in between peoples legs.
by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002
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1) Stands for Chronic Really Ugly Disorder. Essentially, when someone is extremely hideous, they are said to be infected with CRUD.

2) An extremely hideous person who has sideburns, a pointy chin, bad acne, scraggly hair, and a large unibrow.
"Ew. I looked so ugly at the party. I think I might have caught CRUD."

"I'm a survivor of CRUD."
by Memous January 19, 2006
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