by styn99 March 7, 2014
Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
by The Commadore July 22, 2008
The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out
by dick nuggets November 26, 2014
An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.
by Bonesofthewhitegoods May 11, 2011
When your homie is jerking off and pooping at the same time and just as his poop is halfway out, you arrive and fist him, pushing the poop back inside, henceforth causing him to cum.
1:
Friend: “Yo, I’m crowning!”
You: “Aw man, I’m on my way!”
2: “Yo, you gotta try crowning, best jerk I ever had”
Friend: “Yo, I’m crowning!”
You: “Aw man, I’m on my way!”
2: “Yo, you gotta try crowning, best jerk I ever had”
by CrownedKing December 27, 2018
The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.
Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.
He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.
He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
by Splinkio December 9, 2003