Named after Peter Crowner A state of utter lasciviousness.
When asked by his teacher, if he thought the girls in his class liked his "ruler penis", Peter Crowner replied, "YEEAAAH!!". He was the first Crowner.
"Dude, I was so drunk last night at the bar. I was a total Crowner."
The erection of a crow (a crow-boner).
Crow 1 - Check out that hot crow!
Crow 2 - Wow, she's giving me such a raging crowner... I'm gonna need a few minutes before I can fly.