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1. When someone does something very uncool or offpissing.
2. When someone is cramping your style or space
In Michigan, the department of transportation advises: "Don't Crowd the Plow." Crowding the Plow is NOT cool.
1. "I've got a gun, nobody move!"
"Hey man, settle down, don't crowd the plow!"
2. "Steve tried to invite himself to Family Game night, he's so awkward!"
"Oh that Steve, that bastard's always crowding the plow"
by Jason Lester January 12, 2009

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In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.
That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.
by Kave737 January 06, 2009

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