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1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.

2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.

3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!

Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!

Check out those knees! Croucher!
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A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.
Oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.
by Croucher hater August 23, 2009

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