Top Definition
A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.
I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!
by flatpatty September 26, 2009
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6 Words related to Crotchturd
Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy
I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.
by Malcolm Reynolds August 13, 2008

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