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A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.
"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*
by Spliffsicles July 06, 2012
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a romance novel-duh!!
anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels
by Steven B September 02, 2006
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