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A celebration of which cock is abound and litters the streets. Usually attended by homosexual males. They feast on cock meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of butt humpery.
Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!
by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008