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1. Red-Headed Loafpecker
A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.
LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders
2. fried chicken
Sex act predominantly performed on women.. a combination of the black art of cunnilingus and the old standby fingerbanging (aka fingering). Named for the finger licking tandem once made famous by an advertising campaign for fast food. Also see KFC.
Example1
Selma Blair: Did I tell you about the fried chicken Christopher served last night??
Gossip Girl: No!!!
Selma Blair: It was fantastic!
Gossip Girl: You are lucky to have a such a Crotch Colonel.

Example2
Lady: Mmmmm that fried chicken was some good finger lickin.
3. kernage
when large amounts of popcorn is put in your crotch area.
Look she has kernage...
4. M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O.
M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. - "Money Is Something I Currently Have None Of"
An acronym for all of our broke asses to use on the daily. Deriving from Wu-Tang and Method Mans infamous term C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me), it is relatively opposite. While C.R.E.A.M. relates to the domination of money in our society and the wealthiness of others and maybe oneself, M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. is a term describing how badly oneself is deprived of the much needed currency they need to survive, making life more difficult than it already is.
Jesus Christ - "Yo, Do you have any money I can borrow? I need to pay my life insurance payment by tomorrow."

Colonel Sanders - "Nah, M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. brotha! My bad."

Jesus Christ - "God damn it!"
5. Private
The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.
How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.
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