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Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs
She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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