: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.
My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits
by mintm July 18, 2011
dog treat meant to put on ones crotch out of desperation (usually peanut butter flavored)
Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.
by justice93sg September 25, 2010