Verb; the act of blowing a breezer while traveling passed one or more people. Similar to traditional crop dusting; the idea is to allow the gascious air to settle over a destination specified by the direction of travel, angle of the rear, and pressure put on the sphincter. It's a delicate yet powerful move.
Mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags. The next day they got pink eye.
by Charlie C-Mac December 25, 2009
Top Definition
The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them
While walking through the mall, I crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.
by Jeff M October 20, 2003
Walking past someone and farting.
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"
by Katgirl27 December 01, 2006
Expelling gas through your ass as you stroll by an unsuspecting victim so as to render them unconcious.
Those slopes at the library were having flashbacks of Hiroshima when they received a tasty crop dust via me after I housed White Castle.
by Lamb Jeezy February 09, 2006
to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. Often done in presence of others for spite.
Guy #1: I have really bad gas
Guy #2: Just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust . No one will ever know who it is.
by 4nimal May 15, 2007
when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"
by amy ice December 04, 2007
A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.
Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.
by jimrim June 04, 2007
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