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1.
Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash March 10, 2005
 
2.
The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 07, 2005
 
3.
When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."
I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.
by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011
 
4.
I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.

I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!

I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
by random thoughts May 11, 2005