Noun - One who does something to excess and/or chronically (especially video games)
"I cronned Call of Duty 4 for 5 hours."
Noun - "Dude,I played WoW for 80 hours this week."
"Ruffle, you're a cron."
"Wow now thats some cron right there." referring to anything good could be weed, food, carpeting, a ring, a jacket etc.
"I love you your so crontastic" used to start a adjective to increase it's meaning to higher level.
"I never knew about that, that's pretty cron" used in place of another describing word for good, kind, hip etc.
"Id really like to know what's cron right about now I'm bored shitless" and used as a noun to mean whats "the deal".
It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron;
Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn.
Sheltem: The encroacher of Cron, he plans to eventually throw Cron into the sun.
Statistical analysis: The bain of Crons existence.
The Cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
The Cron. "No grass is purple!"
Person 1. "What are you on about?"
The Cron. " The Crons word is final!"
Person 1. "oh yeah it is purple!"
Person 2. "Here have some of this sandwhich."
The Cron. "No that contains wheat!"
Person 2. "You truly are a master of wheat avoidance!"
The Cron."I'll take this cat food please."
Shopkeeper." there you go."
The Cron."Thank you."
2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.