An acronym that stands for "CReepy Old Man." Usually used by women under the age of thirty in referring to a male in between the ages of fifty and seventy five. Very often refers to your boss or supervisor.
"My boss is a total CROM. Today when I asked him for my paycheck, he spoke his answer to my boobs not my face."
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The fictional Deity of The Cimmerian People. Conan the Barbarian often uses it as an Expletive.
By Crom! did you see the size of that Tavern Wench's Tits?
Can also be shouted when surprised- Crom! that's a Huge Spider God comming right at us, Ruuuuun!
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The alpha and the omega. Crom is everything and everything else in between. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective to express anything.
"That bottle is covered in crom"
"That's crommingly good"
"I crommed it right into the wall"
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Crom(verb) Crommed. Cromming. To Crom someone is to ravage, sexually. Passionate and forceful sometimes with restraints. Some women may fantasize about being Crommed, about someone powerful having his way with them sexually. Popular places For Cromming to occur include settings such as islands, beaches, forests, fields, flowers, waterfalls, moonlight, space and heaven... and most of all Dungeons! Cromming can be violent, although violence is not needed to have a good crom!

conan the barbarian would Crom many woman
Sarah: "Andrew if i was conan i would crom me, why haven't you crommed me yet? can you please crom me now"

Andrew: "CRROOOMMMM!!"

Andrew throws the willing broad over his shoulder and takes her to a near by dungeon, and begins the cromming process.
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A college prom.
You hear those boys down the street are hosting a crom? Let's get dolled up and fucked up.

Dude, suit up, it's time to violate chicks at crom.
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Stuff or Items
Have you seen my crom?
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