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1. Crockpot
A "Crockpot" or "Crockpotting" refers to the act of a man cumming in a woman's or man's mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out OR swallowing, thus creating the effect of "Crockpotting" the liquid within her mouth cavity.
By placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after ejaculation, the semen/sperm is trapped in the mouth for Crockpotting.
2. Crockpot
The act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can't roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. This is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.
Sally and I took a road trip the other day and I crockpotted her.
3. Crockpot
A name used to make fun of someone who says something dumb, outrageous, and/or aggravating.
another word for the phrase: crack smoker
Jan: " i have three legs. one is invisible."
Bob: "what a Crockpot."
4. Crockpot
A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.
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