cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

cribster by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

Crowster 

A short man who is no bigger the 4ft 2inch high with a posh phone voice and plays with toy trains in his shed while sitting on a butt plug

Look at him there, I bet he is a crowster

Crowster by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

The Clobster 

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

chobster 

Its half a chicken and a lobster. Nobody can remember why.

"Anyone wanna chobby chobster?"

chobster by HdotNET August 4, 2007

The Crowster. 

Anyone with the last name crowe is given this name. it makes them cool but not quite as cool as they think.

Anna was boring until we started calling her "The Crowster." now everyone thinks she's cool.

The Crowster. by Heir of Slytherin January 18, 2011

chobster 

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

chobster by markup October 19, 2003

cronster 

can mean either sexy or mingin, to keep the person guessing wheather you like them or not.

person no.1: you are such a cronster
person no.2: so you wanna go out some time?
person no.1: no....

cronster by rachellz January 3, 2005