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A country of southern Europe along the northeast Adriatic coast. It was settled by Croats in the 7th century, became a kingdom in the 10th century, and reached the height of its power in the 11th century before being conquered by Hungary in 1091. After the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, Croatia became a part of the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which later became Yugoslavia. Croatia declared its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991.
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One of the best countries in the world.Great people, great music, great women, great cities, great beaches...great
Croatia is a great country.
by CROATIA June 22, 2005
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The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?

James: (smiling) ...

Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?

James: (giggling) ...

Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!

James: Croatia!!!
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the country located east of Italy and lies on the Adiatric Sea. It is a beautiful country with beautiful nature. Also, Croatians are recognized as beautiful people.
I went to an awesome place called Croatia and I saw a beautiful Croatian.
by Croatian May 18, 2006
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Croatia is a beatiful country.
by HercegBosna January 01, 2005
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The best country in the world, great people, great food(also healthy), Adriatic sea, great music.
Croatia is the coolest country in the whole world!
by ProudCroat January 01, 2005
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a country located in southeast europe.

i don't understand the hate serbs have for croats or croats have for serbs. yes, they had a war and serbia & montenegro and croatia were parted but that was over 10 years ago. we can't do anything about the past...that's why it's the past. i've been to both places and they are both amazingly beautiful. there are 10 year old children saying they hate either serbians or croatians and they weren't even alive when the war happened...that's what people have instilled in their heads. everyone needs to just get over themselves and stop with the hate!

example: you meet this really great person and have a lot in common, then you find out he/she's croatian when your serbian or he/she's serbian when you're croatian. are you seriously gonna stop being friends with that person because of that?? seriously...

just smoke weed and we'll all be happy!
all the fools out there need to get over the hate between serbia and croatia!
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