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8.
The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?

James: (smiling) ...

Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?

James: (giggling) ...

Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!

James: Croatia!!!
by blueskyscraper August 14, 2007
 
1.
A country of southern Europe along the northeast Adriatic coast. It was settled by Croats in the 7th century, became a kingdom in the 10th century, and reached the height of its power in the 11th century before being conquered by Hungary in 1091. After the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, Croatia became a part of the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which later became Yugoslavia. Croatia declared its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991.
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by Drazen April 25, 2004
 
2.
One of the best countries in the world.Great people, great music, great women, great cities, great beaches...great
Croatia is a great country.
by CROATIA June 22, 2005
 
3.
One of the most beutiful countries in the world with one of the most( if not the most) beutiful coastline in all of europe, with nice people. better than serbia a shithill with NOTHING THERE
croatia is nice
by majterfaker September 07, 2003
 
4.
the country located east of Italy and lies on the Adiatric Sea. It is a beautiful country with beautiful nature. Also, Croatians are recognized as beautiful people.
I went to an awesome place called Croatia and I saw a beautiful Croatian.
by Croatian May 18, 2006
 
5.
A beatiful country in the Balkans.
Croatia is a beatiful country.
by HercegBosna January 01, 2005
 
6.
The best country in the world, great people, great food(also healthy), Adriatic sea, great music.
Croatia is the coolest country in the whole world!
by ProudCroat January 01, 2005
 
7.
The most fucking best and beautiful country that nobody wastes time on. It's got really nice people, the Adratic Sea coastline (which Serbs don't have and whops are jealous of) and some of the best soccer players (Italy is trying to steal and lie about). It also has a great language that Serbs know they want.
Croatia fucking rocks and other countries wish they could have it because they got nothing else.
by hrvatski_nogomet_chik November 17, 2003