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To cry and jizz simultaneously. The short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. Gives a kleenex two jobs.
I was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, Beauty and the Briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
by Vinny glasses and Ricky green February 19, 2011
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Relating to a place where one resides at.
Jimmy: Yo man whats the deal for tonight?

Timbo: Lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
by thatistheman April 06, 2010
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