Crites 

A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.

Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites

Crites by TheBandit December 29, 2012

Clayton Crites 

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.

Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.

Clayton Crites by Skip & Dorgan March 17, 2005

hailee crites 

sexiest person on earth

hailee crites is so sexy

hailee crites by haileeissoswag January 11, 2022

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

cripes almighty by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017

crimestop 

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.

"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."

crimestop by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

veal crates 

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

veal crates by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021