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3. Critch
To ash on oneself
You better knock that ash off before you critch!
1. critch
Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.
I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD
2. Critch
The part of the body where the buttcrack meets the back. It isn't you butt, but it's damn close. It tends to be sensitive, and always showing on black girls.
Mike: Dude, Brickenishia's ass is showing.
Parker: No, its just her critch, once you can see hair, then you've reached the ass.
4. Critch
The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
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Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
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She's one messed up critch
5. critch
The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
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She's one messed up critch
6. Critch
Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch
Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)
7. Critch
An itch of the crotch
(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'