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n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.
Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!
by pseudononymous December 10, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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