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A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.
Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief
by Criss Angel July 06, 2006
 
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modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


CrissAngel.com
Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!
by Loyal Jess May 03, 2005
 
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the worlds best illusionist
by harlow October 28, 2003
 
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one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)
this man is beautiful,
very talented
by loner August 09, 2003
 
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The best ilusionist ever! (Despite what other people may tell you.)
Watch Criss Angel on A&E at 10:00 P.M., like i do!
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006
 
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A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"
by Criss Angels Hairspray December 09, 2008
 
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Middle aged man who dresses as a goth kid and is an ideological Bigot.
"Who is Criss Angel?"
by J ackalope February 05, 2008
 
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A man who can make magical illusions happen to appear very very real. He has had A television show for years now and he can do many amazing things. He is most definitely ftw. He is also known by his stage name Mindfreak.
I am going to Las Vegas to See the amazing magician Criss Angel.
by the future mrs. bieber December 28, 2010