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12. Crispin
a saucy white girl from texas
Crispin is one hot momma.
by sally Apr 4, 2005 add a video
1. crispin
something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)
yeah dude that's crispin!
by tom Mar 29, 2005 add a video
2. crispin
a well mannered teenager usually excelling in soccer
this kids seems just like a crispin!
3. Crispin
Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.
"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"
4. Crispin
When someone does something really stupid they are a 'Crispin'

OR

A butters/weird/annoying person
*falls down stairs*

Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!

OR

Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!
5. Crispin
The small space between a refrigerator and the wall.
Damn it! I lost my superball behind the crispin!
6. crispin
cocksure wanker who has a bad halitosis problem
god your breath smells a bit *crispin*
by pasitgirl Jun 2, 2003 add a video
7. crispin
misogynistic
he just a misogynistic woman hata with serious cunt(r)y issues
by related relative Jun 17, 2003 add a video
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