A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.
Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!
by The Human Ape April 06, 2005
The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.
Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!
by Assassin4hire May 07, 2009