A severely funny looking person due to deformities or the way they were born
OMG look at da cripple he is sooooo funny looking! also known as retard
by Beavis_rfc May 29, 2005
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Top Definition
A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.
Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?
by Cynicalbeauty February 22, 2006
usually a derogatory term for one who is disabled
"god damn bunch of cripples"
by arkah01 March 20, 2006
Cream soda mixxed with Ripple.
I like to mix cream soda and ripple. I call it a cripple.
by Yo Mama's Nuts March 09, 2006
cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 02, 2006
This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)
AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?
by Yer ma February 03, 2005
A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.
Cripples are second only to goat boaters.
by b j p January 12, 2010
1. A member of the street gang, known as "the crips"

2. Someone you exagerate the importance of due to their loss and/or use of extremities.

3. A object or situation of inferior quality (EX: dude this party is so cripple)
Yea, my brother is so cripple, he just plays D&D all day.
by rudeheadmcdermont August 16, 2008

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