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An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.
Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.
by Maomaor January 05, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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