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Crines is a slang term for when a guy is having sex with a girl then the girl whips out a dildo and starts to fuck him in the ass.
dude how was she last night

she was fine until she gave me a crines
by tman22cavs August 02, 2011
 
1.
A "word" aggravating people say in replace of "I'm crying". Usually used when things are remotely funny.
*See's a Kermit the Frog: But That's None Of My Business meme.*
I'M CRINE!
by devx_ July 01, 2014
 
2.
Super amazingly doofy and/or sandy.
Jon: "Yo dude, that bitch was crine fo shizzl!"
Kevin: "Dude I want to gnarlishitize that bitch!"
Jon: "Dude...That is so un-crine of you."
by Doofy Bones April 06, 2007