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v. To position one's self within a social setting such that one makes no meaningful contribution.
I'm just gonna go criddle over here for a bit.

Look at that dude. He's criddling so hard over there.

Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just criddlin'.
by Anhaga January 08, 2010
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yeah, I had to criddle that shit...
by iceman1 March 24, 2010
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To accidentally tarnish oneself while making a statement which is intended to be either humorous or offensive to another
When I tried to make a joke about erectile dysfunction drugs, I criddled myself
by timmah5656565656 December 11, 2006
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To be high on meth,crack,crank. a street junkies. also known as "crack head".
That dude is a fuckin criddler. He been smokin the criddle for too long.
by JARROD KELSO July 14, 2006
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To move away from a group of people or a setting, at a suspicious rate.
Johny criddled away from the group once he had released some gas.
by Matchu Whizite May 22, 2007
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To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.
The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.
by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 08, 2013
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to mooch off someone. also can be used to describe 'stuff'
'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
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