A beautiful magical and mysterious boy who is sweet and gentle and always does the right thing, but if you cross him he will put a wicked curse on you. He is one of the few men in the world that truly respects women and truly deserves to be respected by all women. A true King of Zion. He is a keeper of ancients secrets and a modern day angel/ delivery boy of Truth and Love. He often reminds people of Peter Pan and is usually surrounded by lost boys, tinkerbells, wendy's and tigerlilys. He Always tells the truth and he gives the best advice of anyone on earth. He has inhumanly good vision, fights like a ninja and eats mostly sugar.

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.

A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.

cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.