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The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.
In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years. In the words of 10cc
"I don't like cricket no, no, no." "I love it!" "Yeah" And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq "Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down" |
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A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally. Not those Aussie cunts again!
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A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be. Fancy a game of cricket?
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A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
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A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry. Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha
*Silence* Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket* Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'( |
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Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many. "Australia is the Cricket World Champion."
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cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball. Only gentlemen can play cricket
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A game that Indians are very, very serious about. So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.
Cricket: a serious game. |
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