2: You have to pass the crew test first and get the crew sign tattoo.
Joining a crew team almost always guarantees you a varsity spot.
Football Player: 11 football players would beat 11 crew members in a fight, even at the least competitive football schools.
Crew Member: No way! Crew members are way stronger than football players!
Football Player: I bench 225, and you bench 95.
Crew Member: I only have strong muscles needed for crew.
Football Player: Hows your Squat?
Crew Member: Like 140, but thats not important.
Football Player: Deadlift?
Crew Member: 65, but its not important.
Football Player: Hang Clean?
Crew Member: 45, but it doesn't matter.
Football Player: Apparently crew members only have strength on a crew boat...
Crew Member: Damn Right! We're all super strong!
Football Player: ...
Wrestler: Could you please leave our lunch table? No one here actually likes you...
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know