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A revolting woman who lathers herself in fake tan to the point of looking like she has been given a number of coats of creosote. (brown wood perserver). She is so wooden you could saw off her leg and read her age from the tan rings. Have you seen Carol down the hall? She's a proper Creochuff!
Have you seen Carol down the hall? She's a proper Creochuff!
by Tizwas Mongo Bongo April 21, 2013