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Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.
When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"
Clembarassing by CaliCock July 16, 2013
Related Words
Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003
A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009

cremains 

(n) the remains of someone who has been cremated
"I've just been to the crematorium to pick up my uncle's cremains."
cremains by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

cremachik 

is when you pore whip cream on any part of a females body and lick it off
1.I would like to cremachik her.
2.I ran out of whip cream. To bad I cant cremachik today.
cremachik by pct013 January 2, 2009

between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"